This is one of the things I was talking about in my first post of the year. As you can tell by the title, , this is a MiSTing, a Mystery Science Theater fanfic. I'm still kind of a fan, but I've only watched just shy of half the Netflix-exclusive episodes I know about. Part of the reason for that is something I was telling my mom about when I was watching that first season. This is part of a self-insert take on the basic premise, where a character based on the real me chooses to watch the movies or TV shows, or whatever was being presented. The Netflix seasons reminded me a lot of my own work in that regard, even if what we were seeing on Netflix was funded by fans and headed up by Joel himself, who also had a small role in the series, outside the theater. I've been meaning to get back to watching the new series again, and with any luck, I'll actually get to that before they come down from Netflix,
As to this actual post, I've got the older stuff I was talking about towards the beginning of the year, but before I get to posting that, I'm going to start with something much more recent, something that I actually finished back in December and have been meaning to get posted to various places. Here and the newsgroup I mention at the end are the only ones I'm sure I'll be posting to. I'll have to check the other site I mention at the end to see if they take one-offs and fan series like this before I go for that.
Anyway, here's the thing, below the obvious break here:
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MiSTing: Franchise Opportunities
ERA: Nonstandard/none: J. Michael
Shearer's Theater one-off
Category: ad/spam
Original Author: unknown
MiSTing Author: Jesse Shearer
Opening Scene
The scene opens on the head and
shoulders of a heavyset middle aged man with glasses and a somewhat
gray beard, as seen from a webcam, presumably mounted atop a computer
monitor. The shelves behind the man is cluttered with various books,
VHS tapes, and other random items, including a glass-brick clock.
This man is me, JESSE, trying to come back to the Mystery Science
Theater fan fiction scene.
JESSE:
Hey, folks, it's your good buddy JMShearer. Since I'm done with
YouTube videos for I don't know how long and am going back to mostly
writing again, I figure I may as well get started with a MiSTing of
something from my Funny Spam folder. Here's one I got back in August
of last year. It's amusing for quite a few reasons. Let's have a
look, shall we?
[scene
shifts to JESSE silhouetted at the bottom of the screen, in the
center]
>
>From: Debra
Weiss <debra@franresearch.com>
>To:
JESSE:
Redacted.
>Sent: Tuesday,
August 13, 2019, 06:46:03 PM CDT
>Subject: Franchise
Opportunities
JESSE:
No thanks!
>Hello Jesse,
JESSE: [Peter Gabriel, Big Time] Hi
there!
>I wanted to reach out and discuss a possible
>alternative
to the traditional corporate grind.
JESSE: OK, I like trying new kinds
of coffee.
>Our firm works closely with individuals who
>are
open to exploring entrepreneurship, giving
>them
a chance to build equity in a business of
>their
own.
JESSE:
And you think that's me why, exactly?
>Specifically,
a franchise business with a support
>system
and proven business model.
JESSE:
What kind of franchise business?
>Many
individuals have even kept their current
>jobs
while building a business of their own through
>semi-absentee
models.
JESSE: Good for them, I guess.
>With over 25 years of experience, we've helped people
>explore
business ownership through the
>franchise
model.
JESSE:
Ah, 25 years XP right from the start, huh?
>With
our guidance and research assistance, we can show
>you
top franchise companies that would be the best fit for
>your
past experiences.
JESSE:
And allow us to empty your bank account the quickest.
>complete
the "Contact" page for additional information.
JESSE:
I'll pass, thanks.
> If
you have any questions, please let me know your availability
>for
a 5 minute phone conversation.
JESSE: Plenty of questions, no time
for a call in this case, sorry.
>Sincerely,
>Debra Weiss
JESSE: Thanks, Deb!
>Recruitment
Specialist
JESSE: Love the fancy title.
JESSE: Love the fancy title.
>P.S.
I understand if the timing is not right.
JESSE:
Uh huh.
>Please
reply with "REMOVE" in the subject and I will remove
>your
information promptly.
JESSE: What if I save this message as a word processor file, delete
JESSE: What if I save this message as a word processor file, delete
it from my spam folder, then wait
several months to write a
MiSTing, instead?
>402 West Broadway Suite 400, San Diego, CA 92101
JESSE:
Did I miss something, or does this company not have a name?
[scene
shifts back to opening]
JESSE:
Fun stuff, that. Before too long, I'm hoping to get back to more
stuff like my classic works, which I've tried to reboot a few times
over the years, most notably here,
here, and here.
The attempt to reboot you're looking at now was inspired by finding
some ancient fodder on an old laptop while I was on vacation last
fall. I'm not going to commit to anything just yet, but I might
actually get somewhere with all this this time. As for possible
posting locations, right now, I'm thinking my
blog, the one MST
newsgroup I'm still in, and possibly the
Misting Canon site. We'll see how it all plays out, of course.
As always, more to come
End Credits theme: MegaMan
RoboVOICE by Joe Redifer
Credits:
DeviantArt:
hosting my art and some writing
YouTube
Peter
Gabriel: Big Time song
Joel
Hogson and Best Brains: Mystery Science Theater 3000
Blogger:
itself
MST
Canon site
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