Sometimes I almost wish I'd been a Sega
boy.
I'm not sure why, but I've got this
really weird “brain
fact” telling me that Taito put out more games on Sega consoles
than they did Nintendo ones.
Anyway, on to today's quest. Professor
Shaia says he can make the Falcon fly if we take it to Shaia Lab #4.
He also says that he'll need something called Power Oil to make it
work. Naturally, he doesn't have any on hand because even though he
made the Falcon so that it could fly, he never really tried it
because it was too dangerous for him. As we all know, that means
it's going to be our job to go get the Power Oil from some place
called Epro while Shaia and crew shuttle off to his fourth lab in
someplace called Frederia. Maybe it's because I could use a laugh
right now, but it's really going to suck if that place was like
Corneria in 8-Bit
Theater in that the name of the place is actually Fred Area,
where their chief export is the obnoxious Internet character Fred.
Once we get to Epro, which is north of
Marse, by the way, we learn that the item shop would of sold us some,
but they were all out due to a landslide blocking the road to the
cave so that their supplier couldn't get through to the source in the
aptly named Oil Cave. As a result, the item shop is completely
closed and won't sell us anything until we get the owner his oil.
Fortunately, he does explain that we just need to find a guy named
Hedge and talk to him.
Hedge is just south of where the
landslide has blocked the road. Given that he, and a few folks back
in Epro said that this was from an earthquake that happened when Doom
Island went back up, I've got my doubts about the well in the Oil
Cave. Hedge does, too, I guess, because he gives us the key to the
cave and says he quits the oil business.
Hedge does explain that there are eddy
currents that we can take the Falcon through to get to the Oil Cave
in the East Lagoon before we go. I'm assuming that means east of
Epro. But since I'm sure getting through all that's going to take a
little while and I'm a bit tuckered out tonight, that'll have to wait
until next time, in issue #33: Dubya. See you then, folks.
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