Movie Shelf: Showtime 30-Minute Movie: 12:01 PM

I'm finally more or less getting around to an idea I had in late 2014.

Going Long: Retell of Patagonik's El Arca/Noah's Ark (Repost)

This article was originally posted to a site called That Guy With The Glasses in September, 2009.  With the site being shuttered next week, and with access to materials posted there being lost with it, I'm in the slow process of transferring what I consider the best stuff I've done for the site's community blog to their new site, Channel Awesome.  This one, it seems, is too large to be moved, so I'll be posting it here instead, to preserve the work I put into it.  So, below the jump is my one and only Going Long piece: the retelling of Patagonik Films' animated feature El Arca.

NOT-SO-BRIEF MOVIE REVIEW: Wreck-It Ralph

I've been meaning to see this one for awhile and now that I have, I'm not entirely sure what to say about it...

Stooge Overload: The Three Stooges In Orbit (1962)

Technically speaking, anyway.

Year-End Thoughts: 2011 At The Movies

I know, I know, there's still a month and a half left before the year actually ends, but really, what new movies are going to come out before then?

MOVIE REVIEW: Kung Fu Panda 2: Return of the Empire?

I'm kind of at a loss for this one. And that's not necessarily a bad thing.

And as Chester A. Bum might put it SKA-SPOI-LERS!

MOVIE REVIEW: Sucker Punch: All Your Fantasy Are Be See In This

There's something for everybody in Sucker Punch, folks! Fair warning, spoilers below the jump, everyone. The short form here is that yes, I highly recommend going to see Sucker Punch. This one was just as worth the money as Green Hornet was a couple months ago.

MOVIE REVIEW: The Green Hornet

This is going to be a good year for movies, dear readers. I can feel it. Oh, and fair warning, folks, spoilers after the jump.