Because I need to goof off a little bit right now.
And also, I need to use some of the junk paper I've got in my laundry bag. The basic idea here is that I've tried to come up with a few screwball titles based on the articles that were on the original things I'd printed on the paper I've got. Here's what I came up with:
Flame Virus RIM-Job on Firefox for Android
Curiosity of Facebook Nation-State in Martian Cyber-Space
Voting Androids From Mars
And that's all I've got for now. Maybe more later, but only time will tell.