Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Bad Game-Based Movies


Since it seems to be a thing again, why not give Hollywood a few more ideas, huh?

So, here's an idea that came to me at work the other day. Since we've recently had a feature film clearly intended to be a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots movie, and there's one actually titled Battleship set to come out in there near future, why not make a few more suggestions for our dear friends the movie producers?

I'd seriously suggest “Monopoly: The Movie”, but there's half a chance a movie like that would actually be good. I liked “Clue”, after all.

Other games to make movies out of that come to mind are “Mouse Trap”, where a band of adventurers has to go through a house full of Rube Goldberg devices.

Or how about “Screwball Scramble”? It could be a sports themed comedy about athletes trying to run a race on an obstacle course full of weird barriers and pitfalls.

Moving on to video games, how about “Marble Madness” or “Snake, Rattle and Roll”? Both are full of mazes, monsters, and traps. Sounds like good adventure material to me. And video games are still popular things to make movies out of, right?

And, really, that's just a quick list, folks. Feel free to come up with more. Maybe Hollywood will actually do some of them. And maybe one or two of them will actually be good.

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