Here we are, the end at last. The final two chapters of Grand Theft HamHams. As I've said before, I'm actually kind of impressed with myself for managing to make this particular fanfic go as long as it did. But end it did, thankfully. So, let's finish this off, shall we?
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Segment 10: Dealing with Jingle
After Jingle's capture, the Ham Hams took custody of the singing hamster
by tying him up and dragging him back to the clubhouse while letting Herbert the
Pig run away.
"So, do you really think we should beat him up, Hamtaro?" Boss asked.
"Well, he does kinda deserve it," Hamtaro answered.
"No way, dude," Stan said. "I know where he stashes his stuff. We can
just go take all that from him."
"Uh. OK," Boss said. "And what kind of stuff might he have?"
"A few tools, maybe a ribbon or two," Stan explained, "and, like, a ton
and a half of sunflower seeds."
"I am liking this plan," Bijou answered.
"Me, too," Sandy said.
"Well then, lead the way!" Boss exclaimed. With that, all the Ham Hams
ran out of the clubhouse with Stan in the lead. When they arrived at Jingle's
secret stash, each found something to their liking.
"Wow, look at all this stuff!" Hamtaro shouted as he held up a ball.
"Yeah, just look at all the neato ribbons," Sandy agreed as she, Bijou,
and Pashmina divided up a big pile of ribbons.
"I've been looking for tools like this," Boss said.
"And look at all those sunflower seeds," Oxnard said. "There must be a
billion of them here!"
"Told ya it was cool," Stan said.
"I'm in a good enough mood to let that little thief go once we get this
stuff back to the clubhouse," Boss said. All the Ham Hams agreed, and several
hundred trips later, Jingle was a free Ham.
"This stuff is really neat and all, but I've gotta get home soon,"
Oxnard said. "Kana's gonna be home from school before too long."
"Hey, yeah, me too," Hamtaro remembered. "Save some seeds for us!"
"I have dibs on half," Oxnard said as he and Hamtaro left.
Segment 11: The End in the not too distant future!
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Segment 11: The End
On their way home, Oxnard and Hamtaro discussed all the fun they had
during the day.
"I guess the car was kinda fun after all," Oxnard said.
"Yeah, and we wouldn't have got all those seeds off Jingle without it,"
Hamtaro agreed.
"There is that," Oxnard said. As he spoke, both hamsters saw Laura and
Kana coming down the street.
"Look! It's Laura and Kana!" Hamtaro exclaimed.
"Quick, in the bushes," Oxnard said nervously. "If they catch us, we'll
be in trouble."
Both hams dived into a nearby bush, only to land on Elderham.
"Oh, hi, Elderham," Hamtaro said.
"Hey, get off me," Elderham muttered.
"We're sorry, Elderham, we didn't see you when we jumped in here,"
Oxnard said as both younger hams got off their elder.
"Oh really?" Elderham asked. "Well, I sense pain in your future."
"What does that mean?" Hamtaro asked, not noticing that Elderham was
raising his cane to start beating them.
"I thought I saw Hamtaro out here," Laura said as she and Kana walked
past the hedge.
"Oh, you're probably just eager to see him when you get home," Kana
replied.
"Yeah, you're right," Lara agreed. "See you tomorrow."
"You too," Kana answered as she hurried on home.
Later that evening, Hamtaro and Oxnard had managed to get away from
Elderham and sneak back into their cages without being noticed, although they
were worse for the ware after their experience with Elderham's cane.
"Today was just an average day at school," Laura wrote in her journal.
"Nothing too exciting happened. Maybe tomorrow will be more fun."
"That's for sure," Hamtaro thought. "The car was fun, and so was getting
all those sunflower seeds from Jingle. Being caned by Elderham put a damper on
it all, though."
"Good night, Hamtaro," Laura said as she put her hamster back in his
cage and turned out the light.
The End.
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Hamtaro presented by ShoPro. Grand Theft Auto produced by Rockstar Games.
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I do hope you'll forgive the odd editing in this post and potentially the next few to come. I'm having a bit of an issue with the interface right now, where the bottom few lines of the editing frame are not visible on my screen. I'm not sure if that's an issue on my end or Google's, so I'm going to have to work on that to see what I can do to resolve this thing. In the meantime, there might be extra space at the end of posts so I can see what I'm doing.
Beyond that, here's another bad fanfic on the books, so to speak. I hope you all enjoyed it, or at least got to see some interesting history as a result. I'm not sure really what I'll do next. So, until next time, everybody, stay screwy.
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